Not in Kansas Any More

I Promised myself I was not going to write a blog entry about the circus that surrounds the birth, death, and yes, DEATH of the Anna Nicole insanity, but if I don't I'm very much afraid that I will go insane.

Like Dorothy clutching her dog Toto after her homicidal house touched down in OZ, I am reeling from Hisicane Stern.

First we have Anna Nicole giving birth to her new child DannieLynn in her NEW country the Bahamas...(Does anyone know how long the NORMAL person has to reside in the Bahamas before acquiring citizenship?)...What WAS Anna, who'd just won a MAJOR coup from the U.S. Supreme Court...let me repeat myself here...the UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT...NOT the Bahamian Supreme Court...to continue her efforts to squeeze more money from the estate of her late...VERY ancient...(do you think her marriage to her Billionaire husband really was consummated?)...hubby thinking? Changing citizenship when you still have such a HUGE battle to wage in the Country of your birth? That just doesn't make any sense...does it?

Now correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't ANNA already pregnant when she appeared before the Supreme Court here in the good old U.S. of A.? So at the very most that had to mean she was in residence in the Bahamas less than nine months. Doesn't seem like a lot of time to establish the prerequisites for becoming a citizen...Fast Tracked...Hmmm...do you think she was Fast Tracked?

Daniel, her only offspring prior to the birth of her new daughter dies two days later in the presence of Hisicane Stern...(For those who haven't heard his name blasted from every media avenue, I am, of course speaking of Howard K. Stern...Anna Nicole's alleged lawyer, manager, boyfriend, and sperm donor.)

Mr. Stern's name appears on DannieLynn's birth certificate in the Bahamas as the father...even though he claims now that he had been Anna's lover all along, although not EXCLUSIVELY. He also explains that they kept his personal involvement with Ms. Smith secret because of his role as her attorney...

Sonuva-snake-in-the-grass! If they were indeed conducting a liaison but covertly because of his role as her attorney, he willingly violated the ethics required by the law, the law he had to pass the Bar to practice under...therefore, it would seem to me, that ANY document he officiated over should be suspect and set aside.

Many of the videos of Anna of late, with Howard hovering close by, show her to be so spaced-out that it is a wonder she was able to form two words into anything remotely coherent, let alone sign any binding legal documents.

Was Anna in a sane frame of mind when she high-tailed it to the Bahamas? Was Anna in a sane frame of mind when she had Hisicane Howard placed on the birth certificate of her daughter as the father? If Howard IS the biological father, why would the owner of the mansion that she was living in have GIFTED it to her because of his relationship with Anna? OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB HISICANE HOWARD CONTINUES TO WEAVE!

Howard's sister claims that Howard has not made any money off of Anna since 1996. Then how can he afford all the attorneys both here and in the Bahamas that are fighting for him to retain control over all things ANNA?

Howard was allegedly off buying a luxury boat when Anna died. Since his sister said that Howard was living off of money his parents gave him, how could he afford a boat?

In summation...Anna was a gold digger. Howard is the male equivalent of a gold digger. They deserved each other...EXCEPT, there is a baby girl who is not even mentioned as a future possibility in the will Anna and Howard made six years ago. The SOLE heir to Anna's estate, whatever that estate ends up being, is Daniel. Daniel died two days after Anna gave birth with Howard K. in attendance. The will specifically excludes future children and/or spouses from inheriting, but Howard is prominently listed as the EXECUTOR of the will. With Daniel dead, the ONLY one listed as having ANY claim upon her estate in the will is Howard. The same Howard who now says he and Anna kept their intimate relationship secret because of his role as her attorney.

Do you think Dorothy was as confused in Oz as we are trying to squirm our way through the land that is ANNA NICOLE SMITH?