Napoleon Bonaparte...short, egomanical and with gut problems bigger than the size of his...uhm...Piles?
Isn't it nice to know that 200 years later we have another...dumper of note?!
Considering the stink Republicans forced us to wade through because of President Clinton's deposit on a dress...you remember that dontcha?...a deposit that only stopped the wheels of government because the Republicans felt they had to bring it to the forefront of a Washington cleanup...it seems far more important to note that our own Little Napoleon infliction's ability to bring down Air Force One, not by making a deposit, but by perfuming the air with pre-deposit ewww-de-flatulence, sums up the entire honor they have brought back to the White House.
I always knew the current administration was FULL OF IT...but I never realized its toxcitity was dangerous to jet planes. History will record that this administration's gas initiative couldn't solve the energy problems we face but COULD ground the advanced technology of today's jet propulsion systems.
Also, I must say that it never occurred to me that those who boarded Air Force One would be in desperate need of the types of masks we were told our service men and women would need while engaged in Iraq...until now.
Pepe Le Pew could not have done it better!
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